50 Funniest Protest Signs Ever

Written By shenoy joseph on Friday, June 3, 2011 | Friday, June 03, 2011

50 Funniest Protest Signs Ever
























































182 comments :

dragonfly said...

These rock! Especially the one about marrying your daughter! Gay rights win every time!

Anonymous said...

Fuck gay rights. They dont deserve any.

Thisguy said...

Fuck you anon. Who died and shoved themselves up your ass? Give me one good reason gay people shouldn't be able to get married.

Steve said...

yh dont be an idiot. i am 11 and i realise gays have every right

Slevin said...

Why is everyone entitling themselves to rights? And as for the reason gays shouldn't have equal rights, the people who set this country up didn't give them to the gays. Also if you look at history (specifically Roman history, picking them because they were a great empire), when you start accepting and allowing too many ideas your country falls apart. I'm not saying that gays shouldn't have rights (cause it's not my place to say, I have my beliefs) but this is a country that doesn't accept it very well. Why not go to a country that does?

Matt said...

"...but this is a country that doesn't accept it very well. Why not go to a country that does? "

Because they are willing to pay the same taxes as everyone else to live in a country they llove?

Anonymous said...

The people that set up this country didn't give anyone but white males that owned property the right to vote. So I guess with your logic, we should still have slaves (because the people that set up this country had them) and women should forget about voting. Oh and we should start riding horses instead of cars and wearing white wigs everywhere.....get over the bs, times change, countries change. I'll tell you one thing the founding fathers did do, they made a constitution that could be changed because they knew that their time would be different from ours. They gave us the ability to adapt our constitution. Too bad they didn't consider ignorant fools like you.

Anonymous said...

"Death to all Juice"! LOL LOL LOL OHHHH my sides hurt!

will said...

ok so there like 5 people who i will asume are men that are for gay rights as a bisexual and a canadian i dont really care or give a shit about the U.S.A and anon go fuck your grand mother like the hill billy your are you cunt nugget

Anonymous said...

"Taxation without representation is tyranny" This is the reason our founding fathers (one of which wrote the majority of the constitution) rebelled from England. This principle is why there is a United States today. If gay people pay taxes they have the right to be represented and treated equally. Otherwise we have become what we were originally rebelling against. I have no other points to make because I don't need any. That is inarguable without using your own personal biases which is just homophobia, and then it is YOUR PROBLEM.

Slevin said...

Matt,
So with that logic if a murderer pays taxes he should be able to freely live in this country he loves.
Anon,
The people who set this country based it on a certain set of morals and religious beliefs, which are contrary to what people want now a days. This is why it's hard for this country to accept it. But you are probably right, I'm such an ignorant fool that while using the internet to communicate with you the actual thoughts in my head are "Wow I wish I didnt have this computer and instead I could go on a 15 day trip just to go tell this person they are an idiot."
Anon#2,
I wont argue with you on that taxation without rep. But what I do have to say is that this country has already becoming something we originally rebelled against... socialist.

Anonymous said...

Anon said... Fuck gay rights. They dont deserve any.

Have fun feeding the troll, guys. LOL

TomBrokaw said...

Slevin,
Jesus. I cannot believe how stupid you are.

1. Comparing homosexuals to murderers is grossly ignorant. Saying that gay people should have equal rights because they pay equal taxes has nothing to do with criminal punishment. A gay murderer with equal rights would still go to jail.

2. This country is home to more religions than you can count. Saying that the country as a whole cant accept something due to religious subjectivity is retarded. Also, what exactly are the religious and moral beliefs you are referring to? I would assume you mean christian ones, since christians make up the majority of the gay rights opposition, however this wouldn't make much sense considering that most of the founding fathers were deists who vehemently opposed christian beliefs. They also took care to ensure that the original laws of this country were not influenced by religion.

3. Our country is not nearly socialist. Try looking words up before you use them. Not to mention that we did not originally rebel against socialism, but rather tyranny, as stated by the person above you. Had the colonists been under a socialist government, they would have had rights and treatment equal to that of english citizens. In fact, it was the lack of this that primarily caused the rebellion.

Get off the internet. Go to school. Learn something.

ManWhale said...

@TomBrokaw
You're entirely right. You said it all better than I could have.

Anonymous said...

fat people deserve rights!

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah man

Mizuy said...

I like turtles too.

Anonymous said...

Its pretty pathetic how everybody just has something negative to say. This wasn't put up to make people fight, but to make them laugh. Why don't you guys all calm down and enjoy something for once instead of trolling? Is that too hard?

Anyways, this is all hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Slevin, gays should just go to a country that accepts it just because close minded religious freaks don't like them? Kinda like how Jews should just go to a camp, herd em all together so those who don't like them don't have to be considerate of their rights, yeah? Idiot.

Anonymous said...

All of u think too hard about coming up with reasons why ur right. Dont u realize that fighting on here is pointless? And ps. I agree with all of u who think gays should have rights. Cuz theres no reason they shouldnt and u all know that.

Anyways, the only bad signs on hhere were the ones that said good things about obama... Cuz if u have a brain, u know there isnt anything good about that muslim who was born in kenya :) have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

My biggest thing about gay rights, is that if it's not so wrong, then why do SO MANY people oppose it. It's actually the gays and the free love movement that maid A.I.D.S. big in America. I'm not saying this to stir up any more fights, but more just something to think about. Like the guy up there ^^ said, this was to enjoy, SO STOP FREAKIN' FIGHTING!!! You all sound like idiots!!

Anonymous said...

This is one of the best things I've ever seen...laughed 'till I cried.

Whoever said that the only people commenting on this site in support of homosexuality were gay/bi males was a fucking idiot.

I'm a 14-year-old girl, born and raised Catholic, straight as anything, and I would gladly throw myself under a horse if it did anything to help the gay/bi movement.

The Bible says homosexuality is wrong, yup, it's there in Leviticus. Also in Leviticus, we are told that selling your daughter as as sex-slave is permitted, as is owning slaves and burning cows as sacrifices because the odour is pleasing to the lord, but planting two crops in the same field is punishable by death, as is eating shellfish and sleeping with one's in-laws. Grow up.

As Jesus said about gay people, "

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Anonymous said...

The "You're thinking of Jesus" one made me go YES!!!! Haha also loved the 'Homo sex is sin'....'sational'

Anonymous said...

Dani,
This was great! I love the "I tea-bag for Jesus" (:


oh and...
GO GAY MARRIAGE,
(i bet you 10 dollars that most of the people opposing it have had a divorce or two so they have no room to talk)
...people stop being jealous that two men or two women can love more passionately and intensely than you can with your opposite sex, that's why they have online dating now. You too can now know what it's like to be in love. ;)

Megafayce said...

The problem with America is Americunts

Anonymous said...

"Why is everyone entitling themselves to rights? And as for the reason gays shouldn't have equal rights, the people who set this country up didn't give them to the gays."

Nor, apparently, did they give them to blacks, so should we reinstate slavery? Your argument is facile.

Anonymous said...

Hahahha I'm a lesbian and this just made me want to go running around in my rainbow underwear and protest. I love these signs <3 <3 <3

Anonymous said...

i loved these and as a canadian i have the perspective where we allow actual human rights with gay marrage legal all over canada and free health care and to the american dumbasses who dont you are considered an insult here and in most of the world
ie: stop acting like a racist american

sureshpeters said...

Thats a really a big list of funny pics . laughed a lot :)

Ben said...

There's quite a few stupid people posting comments here.

Gays should have equal rights as everyone else. That's why they're called EQUAL rights. They're not asking for special rights. They're just asking for the right to get a CIVIL marriage. Get your religion the hell out of the way.

naisy said...

i simply do not understand the big damn deal with gay marriage, or adoption for that matter. what is it hurting anyone else? its their lives, not yours, let them live it how they wish. keep your nose out of their business, they are the same as everyone else, they deserve the same rights. they are tax paying, contributing citizens of our society too!

Anonymous said...

Her is the thing with gay people. They are exactly like everyone else except for the fact that they enjoy the "company" from the same sex. That said it is ignorant to think that being a homosexual is a bad thing. As for the religious people Jesus tried to teach us tolerance and forgiveness apparently he failed.

Anonymous said...

Hey Slevin... Darling,
The Roman Empire fell because they acquired too much territory and couldn't protect it all. Its armies were spread too thin, chaos ensued, etc. It had nothing to do with accepting too many ideas- the most successful empires, cultures, and dynasties in history were such because even if they were not necessarily in agreement with a different view or way of life, gov'ts protected their people from persecution and gave people more freedom.
America is not at all socialist, nor is it becoming socialist, so try again. Also, have you noticed that many socialist countries don't have nearly as much trouble as we are having nowadays?

Anonymous said...

i dont give a crap if gay people get married. it shouldnt be illegal though. i dont like the thought of gay marraige but thats just because im a straight male. but seriously why does anyone give a crap? its not a big deal! just let them! like the canadian said its giving us a bad name. i hate how gay people say they are so proud to be gay just cause its frowned upon. being gay is not something to be proud of. why is your sexual preferance something to be proud of? im not proud that im straight. sure i like it but im not "proud". everyone stop being homophobic and for gods sake this post was ment to be humorous entertainment not for trolling and angry glaad members.

Anonymous said...

Fuck the gays!

Anonymous said...

why is it in india its legal to marry a DOG but in america you cant marry another human being?

Anonymous said...

seriously? i dont understand why people CARE if gays marry. im straight and it doesnt affect me in any way if two people of the same sex get married. people should be happy for any two individuals who find love. its not an easy thing to find in this world. no one should take it for granted
people need to get the fucking sticks out of their asses and realize that this isnt the 20th century. african americans are equal and gays should be as well. get over it and get over your ignorant selves.

Guacamolea said...

okay, on the issue with gay rights:

1)As far as I can tell, the worst thing that's going to happen if two people who love each other and happen to be the same sex are married, then TWO PEOPLE WHO LOVE EACH OTHER AND ARE THE SAME SEX WILL BE MARRIED. The apocalypse will not come,children's minds will not be any more corrupted, and the world WILL NOT implode.
2) "And as for the reason gays shouldn't have equal rights, the people who set this country up didn't give them to the gays." They also did not give freedom to slaves or women the right to vote. So what I'm understanding is that not only are you homophobic, but also racist and sexist. Gays, and lesbians, bisexuals, transgenders for that matter, only want what everyone else is getting: EQUAL RIGHTS AS STATED IN THE CONSTITUTION. The constitution did not single out gays and say they do not deserve rights, the bible did. As far as I'm concerned, gays should not be ashamed of who they are, but those who believe gays are wrong should be ashamed of who they are.
3) Christianity is not the only religion in our country, white is not the only skin color in our country, and rock is not the only genre of music in our country. It's the same thing with gays. Homosexuality is not the only sexual orientation in this country. This is not because gays want to stick out or because they just want to make people mad, it's simply the way they are. Taking away someone's rights because they are different is completely wrong and illogical. What did gays ever do to you?

Anonymous said...

People say gays shouldn't have rights because the bible says homosexuality is wrong, but then again, it says all the animals in the world can fit in a boat, and women who have affairs should be stoned to death. I'm not saying I'm not religious. I'm not an athiest either. I am Agnostic, I like to question things, and until I see solid proof of the existence of God, I will continue to question it. On the other end, I still question science and agree there are some parts of science that cannot be proven and I qhestion those too. I am completely supportive of gay rights and marriage. Does that make me ignorant? The bible says 'love thy neighbour". Does that exclude gays? We are all human. Every single one of us. The sooner people wake the hell up and realise that the better.

Anonymous said...

No you idiots... Gays shouldnt be treated equal because they are not equal to me!

Anonymous said...

Id beat my child if it was gay!

Anonymous said...

Okay for the stupid bitch up there thats "agnostic" The bible doesnt say "all" of the animals could fit on a "boat". It say's that 2 of each species DID fit on an ARC. Oh and guess what... If a wife decides to have an affair over there husband than the bitch deserves to be stoned to death! I wish i could smack your stupid ass!

Anonymous said...

gays have every right as any straight person (proud lesbian right here ) how is it that gays getting married is going to affect some people ..seriously its not like im living in ur house ..get over it

Anonymous said...

This is really funny! But, honestly, why can't everyone just get along? Keep your opinions to yourself because every individual has the right to their own thoughts and opinions.

Anonymous said...

Fighting over the web will do nothing to help or hurt Gay Rights or any cause you want to fight for. This is just assholes pushing their opinions on one another. INSTEAD OF FIGHTING LIKE A BABY BEHIND A SCREEN GO DO SOMETHING LIKE THESE PEOPLE HOLDING UP THE SIGNS. Homosexuals deserve every right that straight people have. I support them. Honestly their is no valid reason for denying two people who love each other the right to proclaim that to the world. But, what they do to deter people from supporting them is shoving their homosexuality in everyones faces. Now I am surely not picking on everyone because I have gay friends who are perfectly calm and normal and don't lecture me everyday about how excluded they are. Just cut down on the whining and bitching about the rights you don't have. Think about how your battles will help future generations.

Beee said...

"Why is everyone entitling themselves to rights?"
Seriously?! I thought America was all about freedom and democracy, I pity you if you aren't bothered about your basic human rights! As for a historic reference, in ancient Greece a homosexual relationship between men was considered the highest and purest form of relationship because, well men are great, and what could be greater than TWO men together without any woman getting in the way...Accepting new beliefs and ideas is what makes a country great, the last thing the World needs is to start going BACKWARDS and penalise gays, blacks, women etc etc...a homosexual relationship is no different to a hetero one, except that a rather interesting side effect of a hetero one is a baby :P

Anonymous said...

FUCK YES!! EQUALITY OR THIS ISN'T AMERICA GOD DAMNIT!!!!

Anonymous said...

So if homosexuality is right because its a type of love, I'm assuming you want pedophilia to be legal too. Why don't we all go out and fuck horses while we're at it? But we can't because there are laws against it because it isn't right or the natural order of things. I don't think homosexuality is wrong because it's a "sin" or because some imaginary being that lives in the clouds tells me too. It's wrong because its wrong.

Kelly said...

I love how our founding fathers rebelled from England for the basic purpose that there was little to no freedom presented to them, but now, England is so much more advanced in the freedom front.
We need to catch up and let go of prejudices.

Anonymous said...

and also, humans aren't anatomically built for buttsex. every time that gay dude is shoving shit up his pooper he takes a risk of seriously injuring himself. drugs are illegal in this country for our safety, homosexuality should be too.

Anonymous said...

screw gay rights.. if they want them then leave.

just another straigh person said...

just because you don't agree with it, doesn't mean you can impose your beliefs on someone else. if gay folks wanna get married, WHO CARES!?!? and how would it effect your daily life? if gay dudes putting things in their butts offends you, stop buying gay porn!

Anonymous said...

So gays shouldn't have rights, but illegal immigrants should be able to get instate tuition. Yup, that makes a whole lot of sense...

Anonymous said...

i think if your happy you should get to get married, gay or not. why should straight people be the only ones screwing up their lives with marriage??

Anonymous said...

JJ SAID....
Beee Your about a stupid fuck. Go the fuck to Greece if thats the case. All of you are what makes this country weak. The United States used to be the strongest country in the world. But now that its been over grown By Tree/Dick huggers with a dumb ass president in charge we look like a bunch of pussy's. Equal rights my dick! Awww... your a faggot that sucks dick and's going to hell.... How fuckin cute. Im a marine and cant stand going over seas fighting for this weak ass nation. This country is based on bull shit "freedom" Fuck your freedom! AND BTW GAY'S SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY RIGHT TO JOIN THE MILITARY. ITS DISGUSTING EVEN THINKING THAT THE GUY STANDING NEXT TO YOU IN THE SHOWER IS CHECKING YOU OUT!!!

Natosha avalon said...

Haha I just have to say, for the people at the top who talk about gays shouldn't have rights because who built this country didn't give them any and only white males who could vote were given rights, news flash, there's a reason it's called the history of America. It's curently 2011, it has been way to long and our economy and societies have grown to much. I find it very idiotic of you to think this could be used as any sort of comparison. During that time we also had slaves and I gaurentee you don't have some black guy tied up in your back yard because the founding fathers said it was okay. I also want to say all of them said to keep religion out of the government of America, and now we are pulling ass grown terms from the bible of bullshit to determine what's right for us. People are dumb and blind and don't quite understand that other peoples lifes have absolutely no effect on yours so why the fuck do you care if gays get married?

Anonymous said...

JJ said....
NATOSHA! Just shut the hell up.. rambling aboust some dumb shit! For one you stupid bitch the ecomy isnt growing if you can't fucking tell! See your the prime example of why women should'nt be able to vote! Because dumb ass bitches like you are the reason why obama's in charge. Lemme guess.... You voted for obama because you wanted to "Change" the world. Nooo you just voted for him bc he's another brother and your selfish ass really wanted to "Change" history. Thanks you dumb bitch you fucked over our entire nation! It isnt about white and black. Its about common logic!

Anonymous said...

Ban marraige. Then no problems

Anonymous said...

I didn't find all of them particularly funny. For example, the ones with spelling mistakes. I mean, give them a break. It's not like you've never spelled anything incorrectly. However, most of them made me laugh. The last one was adorable :)
P.s : I think it's pathetic how we're letting these stupid Republicans take over this country and... wait a second... I don't give a shit.

Janne said...

Slevin: To say that the exact ideals this country was founded on over 200 years ago should be strictly upheld today is, at the best, idealistic, and at the worst, sheer stupidity. I don't really need to go into the changes we have experienced in those 200 years, do I? Please properly educate yourself and THINK before you type.

Chelsea said...

The ones about gay rights are wonderful! I think people should be allowed to love whoever they want to love.

Anonymous said...

Umm i believe there is two parts to marriage the religious side and the legal side. Tax right offs and certain rights pertaining to spouses, divorce, etc. now I'm no expert but couldn't gay people hold the religious ceremony regardless of the state of legality? I'm not particularily religious I think someones religious beliefs should be personal. so everyone who uses the religious argument why there shouldn't be gay marriage you are not pertinent to this argument anymore. I don't care about your religious views as long as it dose not effect others. Live your life leave others alone. so can anyone tell me a good logical reason why there shouldn't be gay marriage? Oh and the founding father argument dosnt work because well, they are dead and you never met them so you can't possibly know what their intent was. I think this is such a minor issue no offense to gay people as I am pro gay marriage but we have so many other larger problems in our society. racism being high up there it's not fixed just because we have a black president in fact it's getting worse. and poverty the literacy rate education obviously as seen above, the economy ect. Please treat everyone the way you want to be treated. People were being very disrespectful to each other.

Anonymous said...

I'm all for gay rights, saying they shouldn't have rights is just as ignorant as saying black people shouldn't have rights. That being said hey gay community, please don't push yourself down everyone's throat (no pun intended) I am referring to the whole thing where people are mad that Google didn't put the gay pride rainbow as it's homepage. You know why that is? Because not everyone in the world is interested in gay pride.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe people are arguing on a post that is meant to be ironically funny. Actually, I can totally believe it... I just don't understand why they feel the need to flame.

Izalixe Straightheart said...

so so so funny! Thank you for these!!

Izalixe Straightheart

RockifUhave2 said...

OMG people.....Ignorance is curable, but stupid is forever!!!!!
Gay people love God too not because they believe what everyone else believes about him , but just because THEY DO. Would it make sense that God would hate that?
THIS country was founded on FREEDOM not certain types of freedom for certain people!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Slevin said...

Why is everyone entitling themselves to rights?...Also if you look at history (specifically Roman history, picking them because they were a great empire),

take some classes on Roman history,and Greek history as well, because all the great men in these great empires had relationships with men, including little boys...it was their "grooming" process for public life.

Anonymous said...

I believe that anyone has the rights to get married as long as they're of the same species (whoever said something about having sex with a horse or whatever bullshit) and of a LEGAL age (also the pedophilia). Love is love and we should all have a choice in making our lives joined together under whatever god they believe in.

Anonymous said...

Gay rights is so fucking stupid!! yeah everybody has the right to marry.. but marry a chick ya queer!!

kaylamonea said...

For the gay rights people on this site, this is my opinion, so tell me what you disagree with.
I have absolutely no problem with getting the same marriage benefits, as any married couple, i completely agree with that. The only thing i have a problem with is the label of "marriage" only because I am a catholic and to me marriage is a sacred act between a man and a woman, so would you guys have any problem with just calling it something else? I'm just wondering and not trying to cause arguments.
thanks!

Anonymous said...

@Kaylamonea-Thats a very good idea, as some branches of the Church are not comfortable marrying two men or women, and one of the biggest problems with denying gay marriage is denying the economic status. If civil unions had the same benefits marriages do, I think we would have a better world.
@that guy up there who says he is a marine-
You disgust me. You absolutely disgust me. America is the land of the free, and if you don't like it go jump off a building. This country is the strongest in the world. No other country has our economic or military power. Weak is believing that we are weak, and any @$$hole who says that gay people should move to where its allowed is contradictory to the entire idea of America, where as long as you do not violate someone else's right to life, liberty, or pursuit of happiness, you may do as you wish. What if gays were in charge, and mandated that traditional marriage is illegal and straight people "should move where its allowed". If you wouldn't like that, the SHUT THE HELL UP.

Think about it for one second I beg of you! said...

To the ignorant people of our country,

When you wake up in the morning, you get the crust out of your eyes, you stumble to the bathroom, you brush your teeth and go pee. All the normal stuff that each person does every day. But Holy S**t! I forgot the most important part!!!!! I forgot to CHOOSE TO BE STRAIGHT TODAY! Remember this argument that you always use(conservatives)? Did you wake up and give yourself a pep-talk while brushing your teeth saying something like, "Today I am going to be STRAIGHT because that is what the Bible, Fox News and Glen Beck said was the right to be!" ? If not then you didn't choose, like my gay ladies and gentlemen, meaning that it is biological, you just feel that way. And summarizing the Bible quickly, "God is infallible" meaning that he or she can only create things that are initially infallible as well. This heretical talk will get you going to hell, and then for eternity you will be stuck with me and our amazingly beautiful gay and lesbian population! This helps me sleep well at night, and I hope you loose as much sleep as the people who have to drive past Christians holding up signs that say "God hates fags" when really god hates you and all the bull that you spill!

Anonymous said...

so, for anon who said, "So if homosexuality is right because its a type of love, I'm assuming you want pedophilia to be legal too. Why don't we all go out and fuck horses while we're at it?" i respect that as your own opinion. this is america we all are entitled to our own opinion and you are just sharing yours, as i am sharing mine now. we are human nobody is ever going to agree about any one matter, there is no right answer to these matters. everyone's opinion seems right to themselves, but may seem completely wrong to another person. this is a democracy, it is not ever going to be perfect. people need to accept that. we are never going to have a president that everyone agrees with. we need to make the best of what we have though, which is why voting is the way that we make decisions, because it makes the most people that could possibly be happy, happy. if that makes sense, i accept that, and i am happy and proud that i live and am part of america, although i do not agree with many of the decisions we have made. now back to the person who said the quote above, i very much disagree with you. this is my opinion, and i know it is not correct just because i believe it, but that does not stop me from believing it. gay people should be able to have rights because they LOVE each other. adults loving children is such a different matter i don't even understand how you would relate them to homosexual people, pedophilia is illegal because it is incredibly harmful to children. harmful doesn't even express it. anyone who loves each other should have the right to spend the rest of their lives together in marriage, just because they are both men or both women doesn't change a thing if they love each other. they're not harming anyone, let them have their own opinions and sexual orientations, if that is what makes them happy. btw i am a straight male. everyone, love whoever you want, love is something absolutely no one should be able to take away from you!

Tayla said...

There are two groups of people commenting on this post: those against gay marriage and those for it.

Everyone against gay rights has made their point: "fuck gay rights!" I'm pretty sure I haven't seen one comment that has made any more sense than this, and i'm positive that i haven't seen any where the author hasn't been swearing nonsensically.

And everyone who is for gay rights has made clear, insightful arguments that are actually coherent and logical. In fact, they were even able to form full sentences.

I believe this says a lot about each group of people. One is clearly more educated, while the other is just a bunch of blubbering idiots. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's clear which side of the argument is right. Gay rights, all the way.

Anonymous said...

blacks are a race. gays are not a race. you cannot choose to be black. and that is why they get rights. gay people choose to be gay and they sign away their right to get married by doing so.

Anonymous said...

"Why is everyone entitling themselves to rights? And as for the reason gays shouldn't have equal rights, the people who set this country up didn't give them to the gays. Also if you look at history (specifically Roman history, picking them because they were a great empire), when you start accepting and allowing too many ideas your country falls apart. I'm not saying that gays shouldn't have rights (cause it's not my place to say, I have my beliefs) but this is a country that doesn't accept it very well. Why not go to a country that does?"

You do realize that the Romans, specifically the Spartans (one of the greatest and most successful groups) widely practiced homosexual relationships.

Anonymous said...

the only people who shouldn't have rights are the ones who have forgotten that marriage is about love, not gender. suck on that

Anonymous said...

God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!!!

James said...

To the guy comparing homosexuality to pedophilia and beastiality: what goes on between two consenting adults can't be compared to an adult preying on a minor and an animal. If that is a hard concept to grasp then you are truly fucked.

To the homophobic marine: what makes your country weak is the polarization brought about by people such as yourself. America was strong because everyone was on the same page. Everyone was willing to work hard for the good of the nation. Nowadays society is being divided into little sections because intolerant douchebags like you are threatened by other peoples sexual orientation, religious beliefs, or skin colour. If everyone tolerated everyone else and worked for the common good, America would prosper once again.

Oh, and also: if you don't like going overseas to "fight for this weak-ass nation" maybe you shouldn't have joined the marines. Derrrrp.

James said...

To the guy that thinks sexuality is a choice: if sexuality is a choice then theoretically a straight person could will themselves to be attracted to someone of the same gender. I don't know about you, but I am in no way attracted to men and no amount of wishing is going to change that. Guess what? Same for gays and lesbians, except for them the attraction is to the same gender.

Homosexuality can be directly compared to race; people can't pick and choose which gender they're attracted to, and there is a biological basis for their attraction. Feel free to read up if you don't believe me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biology_and_sexual_orientation. So by your own argument, since sexual orientation isn't something you can choose, it isn't something that should discriminated against.

So stop having a double standard just because you think buttsex is gross.

Anonymous said...

To the dumbass who said, "My biggest thing about gay rights, is that if it's not so wrong, then why do SO MANY people oppose it. It's actually the gays and the free love movement that maid A.I.D.S. big in America."
It's 'made.' And you say we sound like idiots for supporting gay rights? You're the hick with terrible grammar. What kind of people are you, believing that it's so wrong to be gay? For one thing, do NOT quote the bible. Gay and lesbian relationships have existed far before the bible was even written. In fact, the first recorded gay couple in history was in Ancient Egypt in 2400 B.C. These two men were buried together where they still remain in their tomb. Do you know why? Because they were in love. Deal with it. It's 2011, stop living in the past. It's time to grow up and get educated. Go look up gay rights on Google and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised to find a little rainbow form at the end of the search bar. Eventually you'll need to get used to the acceptance and maybe someday you'll learn to accept it yourself. And if you're one of those bible quoters, Jesus is said to have been accepting and fair to everybody. Why can't you be like that too, huh?

Happy Gay Pride Month!

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to separation of church and state?

Please keep your religion out of our politics.

Anonymous said...

Stop the hatin'

Anonymous said...

Anyone can tell that gays deserve as much rights as others because they are people. Plain and simple. Like everyone else who is smart enough to realize that women and African Americans have rights (that they fought for) I'm gonna say a persons a person no matter how small (or gay, or Muslim, or black, or atheist or really anything at all.) Put yourself in a different position and stop being a dick. I'm Christian, 14, and quite possibly gay like the rest of you who are fighting against yourselves by posting anti-gay comments. I will true to myself if it happens to be true that I am gay and if anyone tries to change me I will take you down.

Anonymous said...

lol the comments are as funny as the signs. most countrys hate america and you americans wonder why ? alot of ye are ignorant closed-minded hypocrits who cant accept someone who thinks/feels a little differently. i live in ireland which is an extremely religious country and even the people where i live can accept gays. lol im straight with a gay brother and my local priest is an out gay aswell. fuck gay rights ? no fuck you, in the ass, with a fork covered in itching powder and the aids virus. GAY RIGHTS WHOOOO!

Anonymous said...

without gays and lesbians who wold design your cloths and build your furniture oh and without them the econemy would be fucked i mean who else is gonna buy so much hair gel and lube ? and yes im stereotyping but its to make a point if you get that point you rule if not fudge off you ignorant bigit PS. i agree with that guy ^--- go gays lesbians bisexuals transgenders pansexuals omnisexuals heterosexuals and people who are androgonas

concerned citzn said...

socialism = some govt assistance. do we have this? yes. does 99% of america not seem to understand the word FUCK YES

David said...

I hate hate!!!

Anonymous said...

Anyone got change for a dollar ?

Anonymous said...

I love the last one, so true. Most Gays are all cute. They deserve as much rights as anybody else. That doesn't change who they are. They are still people.

Miss America said...

I think instead of everyone so fucking concerned about equality we should be more concerned about education. Look at all of these assholes misspelling their protest signs. Ha ha couldn't spell Washington correctly? Then your opinion definitely doesn't count. Can't understand the difference between fascism and socialism? Get the fuck out of here. You want equality? Then enjoy some communism. Because we weren't all created equal. That's why God made me better looking and smarter than most of the world. Fuck the institution of marriage. I'm sick of people trying to tie me down. But seriously gay marriage is an economic victory. Can you imagine all of the benefits the rest of us would receive? Instead of bitching about perfectly normal intelligent individuals we should be concerned about all of the old people, the retards soaking up social security, all the sick fucks using up medicare, and the inbreeds crowding the public schools. Those are real fucking problems. I promise you when the gays get to heaven they won't be judged on their sexcapades but rather their character. When these intolerant bastards reach those pearly gates God will only say what would Jesus have done? Save the leper? Yes. The prostitute? Yes. Come on with that beard, sandals, toga combo we all know Jesus was the man. A good man and a Jew and Middle Eastern and we could all stand to be a little more like him.

Anonymous said...

Actually the founding fathers did not give anyone any rights. You are born free, you live free, and then you die free. The rights you have are not bestowed upon you by some higher power, you either choose to exercise them or not. As for "Gay Marriage", anyone who has a problem with gay marriage or gay people or anyone who is not exactly like you, You are the ones with the problem. I am not gay, I personally think it is disgusting, but I do not concern myself with what other people do behind close doors. I think old people having sex is gross also, that is why I do not sit around and think about my grandparents doing it. If you see a couple, gay or straight, and you think about their sex lives, then You sir or ma'am are the one with the problem. Now if they started "doing" it in public then I can understand your theory, but marriage is a joke in this country. We let celebrities get married for a few days, and we give away a spouse on some of our reality tv shows. And since the divorce rate in this country is above 50 percent, you can get off the "sanctity" argument. No this boils down to one group of people thinking they have the "right" to tell other groups what they can and cannot do. If this is the case, then I say we ban governments and religion since they have been more harmful to liberty than every other person that has ever lived put together.

Adam said...

Dude people on stumble upon go hard when they are debating... All I have to say is boo hitler

jlseagull74 said...

Re-posting with my name so anyone who wants to can give me their two cents. But you better be weary of the fact I will bite back if you reply with ignorance and it will not be pretty.

Actually the founding fathers did not give anyone any rights. You are born free, you live free, and then you die free. The rights you have are not bestowed upon you by some higher power, you either choose to exercise them or not. As for "Gay Marriage", anyone who has a problem with gay marriage or gay people or anyone who is not exactly like you, You are the ones with the problem. I am not gay, I personally think it is disgusting, but I do not concern myself with what other people do behind close doors. I think old people having sex is gross also, that is why I do not sit around and think about my grandparents doing it. If you see a couple, gay or straight, and you think about their sex lives, then You sir or ma'am are the one with the problem. Now if they started "doing" it in public then I can understand your theory, but marriage is a joke in this country. We let celebrities get married for a few days, and we give away a spouse on some of our reality tv shows. And since the divorce rate in this country is above 50 percent, you can get off the "sanctity" argument. No this boils down to one group of people thinking they have the "right" to tell other groups what they can and cannot do. If this is the case, then I say we ban governments and religion since they have been more harmful to liberty than every other person that has ever lived put together.

jlseagull74 said...

I am sorry Miss America but someone lied to you when they said you were intelligent. I can see from your words that you have the intelligence of a rock, no disrespect to any good rocks out there. Remember one thing when posting comments, profanity shows your lack of vocabulary and your inability to grasp simple communication. Neither of these are signs of intelligence. Unless of course you are using Fox News standards. Anyone with any wisdom or intellect will be the first to say how little they know. Just the fact that you boast about your intelligence says you are anything but. As for the looks I cannot see what you look like, but from my experience that is the same as saying you have a big "insert personal word for male genitalia", chances are if you brag about it then you are making up for what you lack. And after all your gutter talk you have the audacity to speak about Jesus. You are obviously talking out your ass since your mouth knows better.

Anonymous said...

@concerned citzn Socialism is not "some government assistance." It's an entire form of government. You need to do your research before you just start spouting off whatever you heard on FOX news. We live in a mixed economy, meaning there are capitalist and socialist elements in our country. Socialism is not inherently bad, and neither is capitalism. It's the people who take advantage of those two systems who are bad, and, in my opinion, the middle class get's screwed every day by the wealthy because capitalism allows it.

And to everyone against gay rights, you do not have the right to dictate what other people can and cannot do if it does not harm anyone else, no matter what you think.

Kevin said...

Hmm, ya know this whole debate was started by this one person WAAAAAY up near the top of this article and I think these comments have DOUBED the size of the original 50 pictures... Way to go guys! You unlocked the flame achievement! Since one guy started this, why don't we all get our hacker friends, track down this SOB and kill him for stating his opinion! HE'S A WITCH I SAY, BURN HIM!!!

No? That doesn't sound okay to you? Well, here's a deal then: Those of you that have actually done something to benefit gay marriage or the ban of it (eg. talked with a senator, signed a petition that made it to some public official, became God and made it okay/wrong, etc.) then BY ALL MEANS continue to flame! Otherwise, get off your sorry butt and do something about it! Words are meaningless unless acted upon~

Just a side note, I am bisexual, have dated a male and fully intend to enjoy the company of my current girlfriend for as long as possible! Ta, have a nice life <3

Anonymous said...

I love love love how Slevin stopped posting after Tom fucked up all his/her logic.

PS: My captcha is FLogic lololol

Anonymous said...

You know what it's bullshit! So many people get married and divorced like it's just another day but we can't let gays marrie. We let people marrie 5 people at a time but gays can't have one. We let people marrie on a whim to some Joe but when a gay finds someone they love we dont even think of letting them get married. Why you ask? Because of a religion not everyone in the USA follows. We are able to choose a religion but we can't choose who we marrie? This isn't making sence! You don't like gay marriage, don't get married to the same sex, if we let gays marrie what does that hurt you? It doesn't! Let gays marrie

Anonymous said...

Thank you Jlseagull74 for taking the words right out of my mouth!

jon said...

Ship the gays to Iceland heard it's nice during this time of year..

Anonymous said...

XD that's hilarious signs are awesome, also the whoever said that Americans are rascist towards gays should look up the word because Gay is not a race! dumbass

Anonymous said...

Slevin:

Did you not read the sign that quoted the bible saying women who marry and are not virgins should be executed? Why don't we follow through with that too?


Because its ridiculous. Thats why.

Anonymous said...

Gay marriage is another step toward mankind's extinction. Think about it; more gays=less babies, less babies=less people, less people=less work being done, then POOF, nice going humans you're gone.

Anonymous said...

This conversation is more entertaining than the signs.

god said...

I liked the signs and think that this is here for enjoyment and not fighting, with that said I also enjoyed watching educated people that actually thought about what they were saying tear slevin and other ignorant people a new asshole, i would tell those idiots to read a book but all they'll do is quote it and not even try to understand what they're quoting or see things from any point of view other than their own. its amazing how stupid god makes people...

Anonymous said...

No illegals no burritos... OH GOD NO!

Anonymous said...

Number 27 is photoshopped, the girl in the photo doesn't even look old enough to have voted for twenty years.

Anonymous said...

As a 25 year old lez I jus wanna say that everyone deserves equal rights. No matter if u are straight, gay, lez, bi, trans, white, black...it jus don't matter! After all ppl this is america, the land of the free and the home of the brave! So let every one be free and how bout everyone be brave enough to accept wat u ate scared of! LGBT ppl are not bad or scarey ppl! We all bleed red.

Anonymous said...

Screw liberals. :) <3

Anonymous said...

People should remember that pre-marital sex is just as bad as homosexuality when it comes to religion.

olgaface said...

The amount ignorance in this thread is absolutely horrific. I'm a twenty-one year old straight female, and both of my parents are slightly more conservative than I ever thought they were. However, they don't shun me or call me an idiot for believing in gay marriage; the fact that people are using "you're stupid" as a basis for argument is just sad. I personally believe that EVERYONE has a right to marry and be happy, and that it should have nothing to do with gender or sexual orientation. If you're going to be against gay marriage, you should blame straight people for having gay children. Or if you're going to use the Bible as your excuse, keep in mind that it states against tattoos, which I'm sure many of you have. How about the thought that if a woman isn't a virgin before marriage, she should be stoned to death? How many of your girlfriends/fiancees/wives are/were virgins? People just want any excuse to tear down someone who is not like them, yet they fail to apply things like this to their own lives. If you had a child who was gay, would you shun them from your life? I saw a comment that stated "if my kid was gay, i'd beat them". That's disgusting, and I truly hope that you never become a parent, because not only will you be harming your child, but preventing their happiness as well. It's truly terrible that people are so unaccepting. Why do you care what other people do? Does it affect the way you live at all? Absolutely not. The world will not end, societies will not fail, and your life will not be any different if gays were to marry.
Also, we allow couples to marry for a few mere hours (hello, Britney Spears), or have fourteen wives, where many of these "relationships" are not real, or loving, yet we deny the right to marry to people who truly love each other and want to spend the rest of their lives together? Not to mention the fact that it's legal to marry your first cousin in many more states than allow gay marriage in the U.S.
Some of you need to do your research, while others should probably just keep their mouths shut.

CommunistDouche &lt;- said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH THAT GUY STEVEN UP THERE SAID THAT THE ROMAN EMPIRE WAS A GREAT EMPIRE, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA. ITS ECONOMY REVOLVED AROUND SLAVERY AND THE VAST MAJORITY OF ITS CITIZENS LIVED IN POVERTY! SO BASICALLY, WHAT YOUVE DONE FOR YOURSELF HERE IS CONVINCED ME THAT ANTI-GAY'S ARE EVEN MORE STUPID, AND LOVE SLAVERY!!!!

Anonymous said...

Regardless of the opinions, trolling, and vocal vomit that have been displayed on this page, I believe that most of us can come together on one simple fact: Some of you need spell check and a good, old fashioned 5th grade grammar lesson.

Why not give proper English a chance? EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR!

Anonymous said...

Do any of you realize that homosexuals have exactly the same rights as everybody else? They can do whatever they want so long as it's within the limits of the law. The only thing that they are not allowed to do is get married(in most states). Legalizing homosexual marriage would lead not only to moral controversies but could also establish grounds upon which homosexuals could force a church that might not be pro-homosexual to use its premises to get married. Gay people have just the same rights as everybody else, people! Let's at least get that cleared up.

Anonymous said...

In response to Olgaface, polygamy is illegal in the U.S. Also, saying that the allowance one type of marriage is legal we should legalize another type of marriage is not logical. Biblically, the law regarding stoning changed with the new covenant in Jesus's blood, thus we are not required to follow the old laws to the letter. In regard to tattoos, I believe the verse you are referencing, Leviticus 19:28, actually refers to the nearby cultural religious practice of the countries surrounding ancient Israel of tattooing, rather than any and every type of marking one's flesh. By saying that everyone should be able to marry, do you mean that we should remove all limitations on marriage such as age, intent, etc.? Eventually it would completely destroy the entire concept of what marriage is. Telling people that they should "probably just keep their mouths shut" means that you really actually have no respect for an opinion other than your own because you don't have time to listen to what other people sincerely believe. In this you also return to the "'you're stupid' [] basis for argument."

Katy said...

I went to high school with the arrested development sign holder! Haha!

Erin said...

It makes me sad that people are so intolerant. You say gay people have no rights. What gives YOU the right to decide what other peoples' rights are?! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and their own lifestyle. They also should not have to leave this country because people who have hate and intolerance in their hearts run the country. They are not bothering anyone, influencing anyone negatively, or ruining the sanctity of marriage. Get off your high horse. As my parents always told me growing up, when you point a finger at someone else there are four fingers pointing back at you :)

Ninjozata said...

Dear People,
Please stop killing us to make picket signs, just because you don't know how to stay out of other people's lives. Its YOUR god, its YOUR religion, YOU burn in hell. Love thy neighbor, right?
Sighed Trees everywhere.

Anonymous said...

This is a very simple thing. There is a thing called separation of Church and State.

As I see it only the Churches have a problem with gay rights. But since we have separation of church and state it should not be an problem for the government to pass equal rights for the gays.

Neil said...

"Why is everyone entitling themselves to rights?"
You are fucking kidding me... that is the precise reason that they are called "rights." It is definately people like you that are causing problems in the world. The middle eastern conflict is generally about not accepting other ideas, of course with land disputes and terrorist rebel groups.
Whether or not you decide to force your beliefs about homosexuality down everybody's throat, try realizing that you cant win, and that is because no matter how much you try to restrict it, they will still be gay.
also, AIDS did not come to america because of gays, it was more widespread in the gay community because they tend to have multiple sex partners more often, get your head out of your ass,

Sean said...

"By saying that everyone should be able to marry, do you mean that we should remove all limitations on marriage such as age, intent, etc.? Eventually it would completely destroy the entire concept of what marriage is."

When it was decided that inter-racial marriage was legal, the Christians moaned about how it would destroy the institution of marriage. Now the Christians want to say the same thing about gay marriage.

It wasn't true then, it isn't true now.

Each state already has laws detailing the ages at which people can marry. At least in this argument -- about gay marriage -- no one is saying that those laws be changed. No one is arguing that people should be allowed to marry animals, no one is arguing that adults should be able to marry children other than what is already legal.

It does not logically follow that allowing gay marriage between consenting adults would have any of the affects you state.

There is no valid reason that gay marriage should be illegal in the United States, and it seems to me the only reason it stays illegal is because Christians are scared of what might happen if it were legal. What that might be, I don't know, but I can see no other reason for vehemence against it by them.

Freethinker said...

God doesn't exist. If he does, he should stop me from posting this comment. Well...HE HASN'T AND WON'T. Faith is for those who don't WANT to know about the world and say it's because of God. So yeah, go back to your Bible and look up all the things you shouldn't do so you won't go to Hell while me and the 15%+ of non-believers (believe there are many more who are afraid to speak their mind because of punishment) will enjoy this one and only life the way we can. Stop using the work of primitive cattle-sacrificing men in a desert thousands of years ago which is supposedly the word of God (which is full of fallacies and contradictions) as a reason why gays shouldn't be allowed to get married. It's the 21st century, get a brain. You don't need some invisible man in the sky who hasn't proved his existence to decide morals. And one last thing, if God doesn't like "fags", why doesn't he tell them himself rather than you?

P.S. I don't have to be gay to support their rights.

ElSubPonte said...

It's really funny how all you anti-guys think that bum sex is a prerequisite of being gay. I can just picture Adam and Steve after a coin toss, with Adam saying "Well Steve, you lost, and you know the rules - we're gay, so we have to do bum sex" and Steve bending over and biting the pillow, a single tear rolling down his cheek as Adam uses both hands to heaves his veiny throbbing pringles tin from his tight leather trousers..

Yeah, they don't have to do that. They might just hold hands. Good luck to them.

Also, funny thing - being gay is probably in the genes, I reckon.

SO, if you suppress homosexuals and force them to marry the opposite sex and have kids, you propagate the gay gene.

You make more gays, right? The irony!

On the other hand, if you let gay people marry gay people, they (probably) won't pass on their genes. So there won't be as many gay people.

So whichever side gets their way, the other side gets a leg up!

Anonymous said...

I always knew there was something shady about the youth in Asia.

Anonymous said...

to the Idiot that said...
"so, for anon who said, So if homosexuality is right because its a type of love, I'm assuming you want pedophilia to be legal too. Why don't we all go out and fuck horses while we're at it?""

Key word jackass... love. Fucking children and animals is not consentual hence illegal, fucking a person your own age thats willing is... i promise morally different! but were not talking about sex now are we.
Again keyword LOVE its legalizing people to marry one another not fuck if it were only about sex we wouldnt want to marry them moron. Who gives a shit whats in our pants its whats in our hearts.

Anonymous said...

Seriously? Some of you are so close-minded and full of hate. Obama was born in Kenya? Weird how if he was white you wouldn't think twice about him being born in America but just because he's part black you have to say he was born in Africa. That's not racist at all. We are all human. We all deserve the exact same rights. who the hell cares who we decide to love? That doesn't make them any less human. Let's stop with the hatred and discrimination. These signs are funny. So let's laugh at them. Not start stupid crap that just makes people hurt and mad. You don't know who is reading your hateful words and actually feeling hurt and insulted. There are so many other issues to focus on instead of insignificant things that should have never been a problem in the first place.

Austin Rodriguez said...

I wasn't going to post a comment, but I feel as if I must.
To whoever said "I'd beat my child if it were gay." that wouldn't help. Being gay is not a conscious choice! Beating him/her would only cause insecurities and low self esteem. What kind of parent would you be if you purposely did that to your own flesh and blood? You don't deserve children and you disgust me.
To whoever said we should go to a country who accepts us: why should we? America is supposed to be a country with equal rights; a country in which people have freedom. Sadly, this is not true.
We do not plan on destroying the nation. There is no hidden conspiracies, no plan to destroy the nation, and we're not destroying the country. Leave all of that to the politicians.
And I'm not going anywhere. I am going to stay in America, and I will be with whoever I wish. If you respect my opinions, thank you. If you do not, then I don't care. Frankly, I don't care if the law disagrees with me. I'll fight the court system all the way if I must, but I won't be told by anyone who I can or can't be in a relationship with, especailly homophobic, ignorant pigs.

Anonymous said...

I like these signs.

Anonymous said...

Ahhh Whout would the comments section be without trolls. The funny thing about the subject on beating your child if he/she was gay, Is youd go to jail, YOur wife would probobly leave you and marry a man who isint complately ignorant.

Anonymous said...

yay for gay rights!! these signs are fucking brilliant, especially the mastercard one :)

Anny say so said...

Why is america so hateful? It's disheartening that our harsh opinions interupt other peoples happiness. We are sopose to be free! Each and every one of us! Free of religious tyranny. So why is it that one of my best friends can't marry his longtime boyfriend? Because some stupid christian can't get over a boring book? I will continue to march in every gay rights march till everyone can live the way they want to! I may not be gay but i am a happy person!

Anonymous said...

I think all the haters should go the fuck home and give my people OUR country back...your forefathers were theives...

ArtistGurl said...

I'm a Christian and openly support gay rights. They deserve just as many rights as anyone else does. The end.

Anonymous said...

I'm an actual christian, and I believe that gays should have rights! Jesus loves everyone! And he tells us to love everyone too! Mind your own effing beeswax basically!

Chuck (G. C. Arlt Jr.) said...

Most people miss the point when it comes to rights of any kind.
Rights can neither be given or taken away. They can be honored or not honored, but never given; and sure as hell never taken.
Rights exist as an extension of natural law.Try and take mine away and I will show you in no uncertain terms what I mean.

Joseph Bugenstein said...

Really, why shouldn't gays be able to marry are you just that arrogant. People aren't always born the same, they aren't FUCKING robots. Christianity is a stupid religion it's so self centered 3/4 of it isn't even fact. How can you be so fucking stupid! Oh and you realize god would be middle eastern also retards yeah the people we were just fighting... People are able to pick their religion, why can't people marry gay? What we need is some peace and some time away from Libya to settle our own goddamn economy. Then we can come to Libya and work it out. Oh, I am 13... Smarter than you up tight religious republican dumbasses.

Anon6334 said...

Haha, I ain't seen this much flaming since that flamboyantly gay parade last week. (by flaming I do mean hateful comments, not awesomely gay, which is awesome. Btw Anonymous pussies, you give anon a bad name. Also I fucked your father in the ass, he loved it, he cried for an hour while I held his naked body. Yeah thats right you little nazi, your daddy took one up the pooper and had a terrific, powerful orgasm at the same time I shot my jizz so far up his ass when he burps the nearest female gets pregnant. So SUCK IT! (I know you wanna ;D)

LoneTonberry said...

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

This is one of the most famous portions of the Declaration of Independence. The document by which we announced our intent to leave Britain and make our own way. If I may direct your attention to the rights that this phrase calls "unalienable". Life: Okay I can't go out and murder you because I'm denying you of your right to live. Liberty: Okay I can't kidnap you or otherwise take you prisoner because I'm denying you your freedom. Pursuit of Happiness: Wait, wait, wait.. You're telling me I can't in any way impede your ability to find happiness? Because that would be denying you a fundamental right that our founding fathers sought to protect? What is this craziness?

Logically thinking (I know that's a stretch for almost all of the people that are against Gay Marriage)You personally have no right to keep gays from marrying. They are people of this country and are therefore entitled to pursue their own happiness. So if two men or two women getting married allows them to be happy because they can be recognized in the same light as their heterosexual peers that cannot be infringed upon.

The only thing that really stops gays from marrying regrettably is the fact that a lot of the lawmakers in various states refuse to recognize homosexual couples as being able to enter into Civil Marriage.

This has a lot to do with the Defense of Marriage Act which in my opinion is one of the most ignorant pieces of legislature to ever come out of the Legislative Body of the government. That is the precedent by which the US defines marriage as a union between a man and a woman. BUT and this is a big but here (Kinda in the vein of a Brazilian girl but I digress) it does not OUTLAW same sex marriage it merely says that no state HAS to recognize it in the same light as they view traditional marriage. The section which did that was declared unconstitutional and is currently going through appeals and the rest of the procedures to see if it gets taken out of the law entirely or reinstated.

@The ignorant anon who used pedophilia as an argument against homosexuality: This is one of the most ignorant statements I've ever heard. Which is saying something because I've gotten into plenty of religious debates and they can get pretty ignorant. Pedophilia is illegal because one or more of the parties is not capable of making a decision about sex. In the state's eyes they are not able to act in their own best interests at that point and therefore it is a crime for one to have sex with them.

Bestiality on the other hand. ACTUALLY in a few states this one is completely legal. So long as you're not abusing the animal to do it there are 18 states that do not have laws specifically prohibiting sex with animals.

Furthermore in no way is homosexual sex as in the act wrong either. The only sets of laws that were in place outlawing it were ruled unconstitutional in 2003 in Lawrence v. Texas. Basically so long as all parties involved are consenting adults above the age of majority you can go and do whatever you want in your own bedroom sexually, sorry for bursting your bubble.

flavia said...

i like the comment about the roman empire. i would like to let you know that in the ancient Greek and Roman societies men had lovers of both sexes. it was a very common use, especially among the best an brightest. it only became "sinful" with the widespread of the christian religion. gays have been hated for a thousand years and the haters now are the same as the haters then.

Anonymous said...

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions but no one is entitled to make chooses for someone other than themselves. This is not directed at anyone in particular but who are you to decide that people of the same gender cannot get married? Ever heard the expression "you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose"? It's like that how you can choose for yourself to get married but you cannot tell someone else that it is wrong for them to marry someone that they love. So please, you are all entailed to your opinions but stop pushing your personal beliefs on others.

Anonymous said...

no gays to marry!

Anonymous said...

Butt pirates have rights too!And I agree with death to all juice! Those are empty calories goddamnit.

Anonymous said...

Could you people tone it down? Your hot air is fogging up my internet.

Anonymous said...

Gays have exactly the same rights everyone else does... including the right to marry someone of the opposite gender.

Caleb said...

I think gays should be treated equally, and should have rights; they're not weeble-wobbles. (I use weeble-wobbles as an example because weeble-wobbles are awesome, but sadly have no rights.) My only problem with gay marriage is that "marriage" isn't something our country created or any other country for that matter. And I know me even bringing up the Bible will probably automatically turn most against me, because they'll suddenly assume I'm shoving my beliefs down your throat. Which I'm not, just giving my opinion, even though I realize it's pointless considering it's going on a website about funny protest signs, but here it goes. All I'm saying is, I don't think gay marriage should be legal, not that I don't think gays have a right to be legally bound to someone else, but because "marriage" was instituted as a godly tradition. And the fact that God tends to look down on same-sex relations, it doesn't really make all that much sense for two gay people to married, because it is just hypocritical in every sense of the word. Now, say like someone, anyone but an "ordained priest" did the ceremony, like Neil Patrick Harris or something, and it was still legally binding. I would be more than okay with that. In fact, I'd probably ask to be there because NPH is one of the coolest guys in the world.
So my point is, I think there should be some sort of compromise. I think gays have earned the right as human beings and not toaster ovens, to be legally joined together with someone else, but I think the way of going about that, at least symbolically, should be traditionally different.

Anonymous said...

God you colonials crack me up. An adult doesn't let their child run off to live on their own until they are ready to do so, and that's why we weren't too keen about your little rebellion, we knew you just wouldn't be able to cope alone.

Look what you've gone and done to yourselves! We are not amused.

Monique said...

OBVIOUSLY God doesn't want gays to marry... who would be left to RUN HIS CHURCH??? Just sayin...;)

Happyness :) said...

TomBrokaw:

You are awesome! How come no one else realizes that our founding fathers were deists? I did a survey about it on my college campus, and the majority of the people thought that the constitution was based on Christianity. Its sad really, how poorly educated people are. Maybe they should be a little less concerned with the controversies about gay marriage and start paying attention to our collapsing education system...

Anonymous said...

youth in asia... are more fluent in the english language than some americans

Anonymous said...

"50 Funniest Political Signs"

My ass. Bunch of liberal bullshit.

Guess what? Gays still can't marry. Cry harder.

Anonymous said...

gays have every right to be treated like straight people. However! I believe that people also have a right to believe what they want to. At least we have gotten somewhere in the past few years. Homophobes and gays can now protest in peace and still have to hear what the other side has to say. Progress!

Glenn said...

to the person who said the gays will end the human population because they do not have babies. there are many problems with this comment. for 1 the world is already over populated. and there will still be some straight couples producing babies to keep the human population alive. another thing about gay couples is that if they want children they adopt children, (children that straight couples had but could not take care of i might add) thus helping adoption centers from overcrowding.

Glenn said...

not to long ago i saw someone write a post on another site about being gay. what he said was baisically this "the issue isnt gay marriage its marriage. i am gay." (this part is paraphrased)[when im tired i dont have a gay sleep i sleep. when i eat its lunch not a gay lunch. when i shower its a shower not a gay shower. so when i marry it should be a marriage not a gay marriage regardless of the gender of the person i marry.] "gay = happy gay marriage = happy marriage

Joshua said...

In response to; "Gay marriage is another step toward mankind's extinction. Think about it; more gays=less babies, less babies=less people, less people=less work being done, then POOF, nice going humans you're gone."

Let's just discuss this. When gay men and women start marrying each other, it does not mean there will be increase of the gay population, that makes no sense whatsoever.

There is no "gay gene." You cannot pass down homosexuality. In his book about psychology, Peter Gray discusses that there is a random unstoppable happening in the womb unknown to scientists that can affect sexual orientation. It's not a choice, and it's not a gene. It's just what it is.

In response to these comments about homosexuality being disgusting, I reject that opinion. Humans are the only creatures on earth that seem to have a problem with it. Homosexuality in animals occurs, and reoccurs, and they don't seem to be bothered by it. Get over your view of homosexuality as "unnatural" just because it is a minority. Nature isn't moral, and morals were invented by humans. You really have no argument.

Poininja said...

Who in the hell gives these people any reason to think they can judge everyone else? No one has rights anymore, not just gays, but either way, WE SHOULD ALL HAVE THE SAME OPPORTUNITIES AS ONE ANOTHER. Anyone who tried to talk shit, judge, be pissed at or even hate anyone for what they believe is just ignorant and obviously has no clue what life is about. Life is all about perspective, and everyone's perspective is different. I pride myself on being from a country where we can still have difference of opinions without having to worry about jail time, or getting hurt or killed. No matter what someone believes in, you should respect their rights to believe in it weather or not you agree. Imagine if everyone else thought your beliefs were the wrong way or a sin, would it change your mind? If the whole world was gay, it wouldn't make me think there is something wrong with me because i like vaginas. Stupid people that can not learn to accept change are the only reason this world fails, so all you fag hating right and left wing naive bastards, learn to accept the world the way it is, it might work better.

Poininja said...

People need o learn acceptance. The world is always changing. If you really think that some book that was written thousands of years ago, and in many other languages than our is the exact word of god, then you people are more stupid than anyone else on this planet. It is scientifically impossible for us to have the whole story of the bible. If you ever done any research, which i doubt anyone who claims to be christian has, man stories that would completely contradict everything you believe as a christian were left out because the church didn't want people to know those things. There are so many translations they are still finding out were wrong. And if you honestly beleive that the earth was built in 7 days 10,000 years ago, then man, you really have problems. You guys need to learn to think for yourselves, its been a few thousand years now, you think more people would wake up and realize religion is a way to control the mass populations of this planet. Scare us with going to hell, scare us with god not letting us in heaven, all this bullshit. When we die, we die, we become part of the cosmos, a bigger thing than ourselves, we are all made up of stardust guys, thats it. Gay strait, bi, tranny, wtf ever, learn to be accepting because in the blink of an eye we are gone.

Anonymous said...

I mean seriously now, I am a pro-gay-marriage dude, and i am offended by some of the statements that our "side" is making. "It is definately people like you that are causing problems in the world" offends me particularly. It offends me because this person is making him or herself out to be just as conceited as they believe their opponent may be. It is a textbook logic flaw. Ad Hominem, a personal attack, look it up, i'm taking a college course that featured it. IT MAKES YOUR ARGUMENT WEAKER, plus there's no real fact, it's filler, and smelly filler. The same goes for whoever is trying to argue an opinion. We need not attack and force others to submit to our opinion to be logical. For the sake of maintaining the integrity of the human race, i plead you all to be considerate and realize that your opinions are not shared by everyone. I appreciate that you are sticking to your guns, but do not try to shove them into someone else's holster. Bad analogy, whatever, you get the point. Use logic, use fact, THOSE are the gifts that we can argue GOD gave us, that we worked so hard to earn.

Anonymous said...

Gay rights!!!!

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA I AM ARGUING ON THE INTERNET!

Jesus Christ said...

i have no problem with Gay people.
i love all my children.

Anonymous said...

i want to word this without offending anyone. first off the reason gay "marriage" is such an issue is because no one fully understands. and the bible says nothing of gays. so using the bible is pointless. that aside the bible does say marriage is between a man and a women. honestly what the problem with civil union? marriage isnt all that great

Eleanna said...

Wow. That is all I have to say after reading all of your arguments and retaliations and general ignorance.
Did none of you ever hear that old saying "Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one."
Have any of you ever heard the REST of that saying?
"Most are full of shit."
I was deeply appaled at the large amount of racism and hate from a lot of you.
Isn't the whole ideal of the Bible which some of you so heavily thump upon us is that God loves EVERYONE? Humans aren't perfect, and no one ever will be.
We can sit here and argue over the fact that gays are going to Hell, if you don't believe in my religion you're going to Hell, etc etc. What good does that do? Does it make you feel any better? Keep your hateful opinions to yourself. These pictures were posted to ENTERTAIN.
And for the record, I've never seen a homosexual holding up a "Straight People Go to Hell!" sign.
Perhaps we could all learn something.
---Eleanna

You said...

I love how everyone on this site has so much influence. Really, the snide remarks, the (perpetual) uneducated arguments, the personal bias, the completely irrelevant statements, and practically all things otherwise extant on this page are MOST DEFINITELY going to change the world.

How inspirational.

You "Anonymous" posters, you who reveal your identities, who don't get off your pansy asses and do something about the situation at hand make me sick. Many of the arguments on this page actually DO have merit! SO MAKE USE OF THEM!! Call your state representative, letter the White House, contact people of higher authority in a mature manner and give them your opinion -- hiding behind a computer screen does NOTHING for progress. It only makes uneducated people flustered, educated people insulted, and TROLLS satisfied.

"Be the change you wish to see in the world."

Get off the computer and use genuinely constructed VOCALIZATIONS -- instead of spontaneous, shameless, typed GARBAGE -- to prove your points.

People who refuse to act on matters they care about should not bother themselves with the burden of caring because they make up the SILENT MAJORITY, whose apathetic realities (masked by passionate strings of blog posts) only hurt the ACTIVE MINORITY by not doing anything to get a word in edgewise.


Get this straight:

1) Get off your pansy ass

2) Stop hiding behind your computer screen

3) Get mad at me for calling you a pansy ass

4) Do something about it -- TALK TO PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY CHANGE THE SYSTEM WITH A LITTLE EFFORT, AND CONVINCE THEM THAT YOUR ARGUMENT IS SOLID.

5) Reap the benefits of your actions


The sooner people realize that the art of argumentation is meant to be constructive and well-educated, rather than derogatory and profane, the better.

Anonymous said...

americans (on the whole) are ridiculously stupid. that is all

Icalady said...

You talk about "the people who set this country" so proudly. If you read some history and not the one they put in front of you in schools where everything is so perfect, you would've have realize that USA was set by drunks and prostitutes: the outcasts!

Anonymous said...

"If a murderer pays taxes he should be able to freely live in the country he loves."

a) Shut up, you sound ignorant
b)You are ignorant
c) If you kill someone, you lose that right to live freely, hence the reason you are sent to prison
d) Gays are not doing anything illegal, so they maintain their rights.
e)Burt and Ernie have been waiting a long time, they deserve the right to get married!

Anonymous said...

fuck gays, they bring down the country. actually get some pussy and you'll realize thats what its made for

A 17 year old teenager said...

My gay uncle just got married two weeks ago, and it was beautiful :)

Anonymous said...

I am so glad that I'm not American.

Anonymous said...

I am so glad I'm American.

Anonymous said...

Lol, gay people.

Rapture2077 said...

Man I'm as straight as it gets and I would gladly support gay marrige anyday with an awesome sign. Go GAY MARRIGE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

This was too funny...until i started reading the comments. Get over urselves. Whole world is the same...we're all damaged goods, factory defects...however u wanna say it. Personally, I'm completely hetero, but my beliefs only allow to see marriage as a crock of bs. As for any gay idiots that believe marriage is important, hair on ya! and goodd luck

Niki said...

Firstly, these signs were ridiculous. I'm kind of in love.

Secondly, I am completely for gay rights...or rather the natural rights of all human beings. The government, created by deists (the founding fathers opposed specific sects of religion) is based upon a secular nature. In turn, the laws of the country should be grounded upon a continually changing contemporary standard of values rather than a religious set of morals. Since there are so many varying religions in our country, why should we hold all of our citizens to a religious based bias against homosexuality? Even if one disagrees with morally charged matters such as gay marriage, abortion rights, or even stem cell research we must remember that our personal opinions must fit with the majority agenda. Voices may be heard through minority rights and protest but they should not conflict with the overall good of the public and should fit standards applicable to the entire nation. also to the guy who compared gays to murderers...fuck off. to the person who said they'd kill their child if they were gay should also fuck off. man, y'all need to good edu ma cation.
but my opinions are only opinions and should have no bearing on others. instead, take everything that i said with a grain of salt of and i hope you let people live their lives peacefully without purposefully creating obstacles. whats the point, we all have one life let's just allow each other to live it. why should others lifestyles bother you :) and finally, i loved the "no illegals...no burritos" sign...

Anonymous said...

@ Slevin.
I know it was a long time ago that their comment was posted, but I couldn't help myself from giggling uncontrollably...
Greeks and Romans were notorious for gay sex...especially with young boys. So your beloved empire you speak of...also had gays and pedophiles and as you said were "one of the greatest", even though it crumbled to nothing eventually.
So there you have it...

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Anonymous said...

Does anyone know the guy holding the "3 words that will fix the economy, gay bridal registry" sign?! I swear he could be a twin to my best friend. They are IDENTICAL.


If you know him email me please allie009@hotmail.com

Anonymous said...

I just wish all the gays would fall off the face of the earth on to pointy rods.... Oh wait. They would like that.

Anonymous said...

In my opinion :
You want a few reasons why gays should not be able to get married? Here's one ask mother nature. homo=inability to reproduce.
homo=mock real weddings that are sacred between a MAN and a WOMAN.
I could careless about religion. But when I'm trying to enjoy a dinner in public and by accident I look up, I rather not have to vomit my lunch back out b/c of this crap. Yes, it is that gross to me. It was so much better when it was a closet case. I swear America has gotten to soft and corrupt.

Anonymous said...

I find it funny how lesbians are more accepted than gays even though their kinda the sane ^J^

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